Random Thoughts on the Political Wasteland of 2008

Its funny... Most Americans don't get excited about choosing who will be the next ruler of the free world. In fact, they don't vote at all. And why should they? They're time is tied down in lustrous gossip and relentless digging in the news to find out who is fucking who in Hollywood. Thank god I say. These people are too stupid for politics anyway. They would show up at the polls on that early November morning, barely having enough energy to tear themselves away from Rachel Ray. When they got there, they would surely break something, and it would probably be our two party system. Then they would leave the polls with a grin on their face not knowing they created history. But they will never show up because they're complacent with letting other people make decisions for them, lazy scum. It takes work to become educated and vote. And that's something that Americans are unwilling to do.

Election day is rapidly approaching. Knowing that American people are simple minded both candidates are smearing shit into the others mouth with negative ads. I think it's great. Lets get some of those dumb redneck fucks who don't know there dick from a hole in the ground to come out and vote on the basis that Obama is a terrorist. Shit, If the only way to get the dumb out is to call your opponent a retard, so be it. All that means is that Obama has to talk enough shit so he can get the crack smuggling city folk to believe that McCain is an old turd that will drop dead at any moment. And after he's dead, we'll have a Jesus freak on our hands.

In dire situations like these I always go to someone for advice. That person is usually Dr. Thompson. After reading some fun Gonzo I came to a passage where Dr. Thompson describes that we should all be proud of our votes when we leave the poll. Will you be proud of your vote in twenty years? It will always bring a smile to my face to know that I voted against that evil bastard George Bush. It will be something I will brag about to my children when they get old enough. I will vote that way again. Obama, you better win or else all bets are off, we will be officially screwed.